On the Lighter Side
So the HPM was skimming through the "Islamica" magazine today and we found some interesting stuff:
Muslim Matrimony: If you like her, she doesn't like you. If she likes you, you don't like her. If you both like each other, your families don't. If they do then something else is wrong. Go find out what it is. (Every HPM member was like "OMG that is so true")
-Hijab: Islam's answer to Britney Spears (for once I know who that is )
-Tabligi Jama'a: You get your life back after 40 days (I think this was a little batameez, we shouldn't make fun of anyone but it's funny nonetheless)
-Who gave the fatwah against deodorents?
- Islam rejects the cycle of rebirth. Sequels not only suck, they also spoil the original.
- The Muslim world is afraid of it's future. The West is afraid of it's past.
Muslim Matrimony: If you like her, she doesn't like you. If she likes you, you don't like her. If you both like each other, your families don't. If they do then something else is wrong. Go find out what it is. (Every HPM member was like "OMG that is so true")
-Hijab: Islam's answer to Britney Spears (for once I know who that is )
-Tabligi Jama'a: You get your life back after 40 days (I think this was a little batameez, we shouldn't make fun of anyone but it's funny nonetheless)
-Who gave the fatwah against deodorents?
- Islam rejects the cycle of rebirth. Sequels not only suck, they also spoil the original.
- The Muslim world is afraid of it's future. The West is afraid of it's past.
posted by Desert Rose at 12:00 AM
5 Comments:
Lolll...
I was getting my backpack from the Sisters' side and saw the Islamica magazine sitting on the couch nestled by some backpack. I was tempted to pick it up and flip through it but I remembered the scary territory that I was on and booked it :|
That is right, keep your hands off of HPM property or you'll get it!
you stole my quotes!!!!!
:@
dont worry- i still love you...ur lucky im so nice....
completely unrelated to ur post (since i'm no member of HPM, neither did I read the magazine):
There has been a re-infestation by brown people of the afore-forbidden side of CAB. I had gotten used to walking that way (seeing for some reason a decrease in # of brown ppl there). But today, right now, I was on the sorry end of some unexpected stares by guys and gals sharing my skin colour. Looks like it's back to the 10-second longer way out of CAB.
OH KEEP QUIET you guys!
Like it or not you guys are forced members of HPM...
Yeah I know Mehreen CAB is once again full of dippers...
I never walked that side even when the dipperness got better...
Just that side of CAB is too starey!
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